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  • Recap of an exciting day

    We had an exciting day today. This evening, my wife discovered ants crawling up our bedroom wall, and after some disgusted searching, found a nest of them inside an old sunglasses case. Who would have guessed that ants loved the cleaning cloths from old Oakleys so much? I guess everyone thinks the 90s were cool.

  • No shirt, no service?

    This morning, I dreamed I was using ultrasound to destroy all my shirts, and this was really annoying my wife. She even seemed slightly annoyed after I’d woken up and told her this: that’s what you get for disturbing my sleep patterns with Skype, even if you were calling just two minutes before my alarm […]