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  • Early breakfast

    La Serpiente woke at 2 and 4 this morning, latterly to complain that she needed food. “Hungwy, soo hungwy” she wailed (poor thing hasn’t quite got the grip of r-sounds yet) and so first I told her it was too early in the morning, and then I offered a wheaten cracker. “No, I need bread. […]

  • What I learned today about toasters

    We woke today to a house devoid of food, and had to quickly head out to the bakery to find croissants to placate both the girls. There’s something wrong there but I can’t say what it could be. After that, the family split: my wife took La Serpiente to a birthday party while I went […]

  • The mystery of customer service

    My alarm didn’t go off this morning. I had woken up at 3am and then gone back to sleep, to a confusing dream about my Gap Year story (there’s a man in it with a mobile phone holster attached to his belt, which he mistakenly thinks makes him look cool), and when I finally roused […]